I should’ve known we were in for it when asked if we wanted to buy “slobber towels” with our admission to the Wild Animal Safari drive-thru animal park in Pine Mountain, Georgia.
The 500-acre park has a 3.5-mile drivable section with over 550 exotic animals, including giraffes, zebras, camels and bison. Drive your car or rent a black-and-white striped zebra van. Our van’s windows were stuck open, leaving us completely exposed to the sights, sounds, smells and saliva.
We left dusty, damp and sore from laughing so hard. Next time, we’ll take the towels.